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quotes[0]='There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other. <i>-By Douglas Everett</i>'

quotes[1]='Whether you think you can or whether you think you can\'t, you\'re right! <i>-Henry Ford</i>'

quotes[2]='I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. <i>-Henry David Thoreau</i>'

quotes[3]='Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. <i>-John Wooden</i>'

quotes[4]='Accept everything about yourself - I mean everything, You are you and that is the beginning and the end - no apologies, no regrets. <i>-Clark Moustakas</i>'

quotes[5]='We must accept life for what it actually is - a challenge to our quality without which we should never know of what stuff we are made, or grow to our full stature. <i>-Ida R. Wylie</i>'

quotes[6]='High achievement always takes place in the framework of high expectation. <i>-Jack Kinder</i>'

quotes[7]='The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. <i>-Plutarch</i>'

quotes[8]='Don\'t wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it. <i>-Anon</i>'

quotes[9]='As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. <i>-Andrew Carnegie</i>'

quotes[10]='No steam or gas ever drives anything until it is confined. No Niagara is ever turned into light and power until it is tunneled. No life ever grows until it is focused, dedicated, disciplined. <i>-Harry Emerson Fosdick</i>'

quotes[11]='The words printed here are concepts. You must go through the experiences. <i>-Carl Frederick</i>'

quotes[12]='Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. <i>-Andre Gide</i>'

quotes[13]='The wise man does at once what the fool does finally. <i>-Baltasar Gracian</i>'

quotes[14]='The world has the habit of making room for the man whose actions show that he knows where he is going. <i>-Napoleon Hill</i>'

quotes[15]='Success seems to be connected with action. Successful men keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don\'t quit. <i>-Conrad Hilton</i>'

quotes[16]='Do the things you know, and you shall learn the truth you need to know. <i>-George Macdonald</i>'

quotes[17]='I have never heard anything about the resolutions of the apostles, but a good deal about their acts. <i>-Horace Mann</i>'

quotes[18]='Let us not be content to wait and see what will happen, but give us the determination to make the right things happen. <i>-Peter Marshall</i>'

quotes[19]='I hear and I forget, I see and I remember. I do and I understand. <i>-Chinese Proverb</i>'

quotes[20]='One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. <i>-John Wanamaker</i>'

quotes[21]='Every action is either strong or weak, and when every action is strong we are successful. <i>-Wallace D. Wattles</i>'

quotes[22]='If we do what is necessary, all the odds are in our favor. <i>-Henry Kissinger</i>'

quotes[23]='Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them. <i>-Washington Irving</i>'

quotes[24]='When an affliction happens to you, you either let it defeat you, or you defeat it... <i>-Rosalind Russell</i>'

quotes[25]='There\'s a basic human weakness inherent in all people which tempts them to want what they can\'t have and not want what is readily available to them. <i>-Robert J. Ringer</i>'

quotes[26]='If there is something to gain and nothing to lose by asking, by all means ask! <i>-W. Clement Stone</i>'

quotes[27]='It\'s not the situation ... It\'s your reaction to the situation <i>-Robert Conklin</i>'

quotes[28]='Life at any time can become difficult: life at any time can become easy.  It all depends upon how one adjusts oneself to life. <i>-Morarji Desai</i>'

quotes[29]='What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens. <i>-Thaddeus Golas</i>'

quotes[30]='To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities. <i>-Bruce Lee</i>'

quotes[31]='Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration. As a result, genius is often a talented person who has simply done all of his homework. <i>-Thomas Edison</i>'

quotes[32]='The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. ...'

quotes[33]='Testing can show the presence of errors, but not their absence. ...'

quotes[34]='Experience is a dim lamp, which only lights the one who bears it. <i>-Louis-Ferdinand Celine</i>'

quotes[35]='If you ain\'t just a little scared when you enter a casino, you are either very rich or you haven\'t studied the games enough. ...'

quotes[36]='Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich. ...'

quotes[37]='Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. <i>-Oscar Wilde</i>'

quotes[38]='Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment. <i>-Mark Twain</i>'

quotes[39]='The heart has its reasons which reason knows not of. <i>-YL</i>'

quotes[40]='Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. ...'

quotes[41]='The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. <i>-Humprey Bogart</i>'

quotes[42]='You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it. <i>-Albert Einstein</i>'

quotes[43]='Too many people spend the money they haven\'t earned to buy things they don\'t want to impress people they don\'t like. <i>-Will Smith</i>'

quotes[44]='It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. ...'

quotes[45]='There are two ways of getting a Raise: You get more money OR you just leave early every day increasing your hourly pay. ...'

quotes[46]='People can come up with statistics to prove anything. Fourteen percent of all people know that. ...'

quotes[47]='Innocence and ignorance, it\'s all just the same. ...'

quotes[48]='They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. ...'

quotes[49]='Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle. ...'

quotes[50]='Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. ...'

quotes[51]='You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You\'re not paid enough to worry. ...'

quotes[52]='Weasling out of work is important to learn; it is what separates humans from animals. Except for weasels. ...'

quotes[53]='Thinking is the hardest work there is. That is why so few people engage in it. <i>-Henry Ford</i>'

quotes[54]='The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. <i>-Kin Hubbard</i>'

quotes[55]='Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you\'re prejudiced against all races. ...'

quotes[56]='Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That\'s relativity. <i>-Albert Einstein</i>'

quotes[57]='There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. ...'

quotes[58]='Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do. <i>-Voltaire</i>'

quotes[59]='The minute you start talking about what you\'re going to do if you lose, you have lost. ...'

quotes[60]='Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool. ...'

quotes[61]='Generally, the best indication of intelligence is agreeing with me. ...'

quotes[62]='Money can\'t buy happiness, but neither can poverty. <i>-Leo Rosten</i>'

quotes[63]='Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired. ...'

quotes[64]='Just because I don\'t care doesn\'t mean I don\'t understand. ...'

quotes[65]='A problem well stated is a problem half solved. <i>-Charles F. Kettering</i>'

quotes[66]='He, who is unwilling to sacrifice himself for what he loves is unworthy of being loved. ...'

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